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22 Post Subject: I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clippers Post ID: 318481by AD84 » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:09 PM PST
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Hey,

I am going to be at wednesday nights game and want to have some fun heckling the heat. I don't know who I should go after and haven't come up with anything concrete.

I was thinking of maybe something about wade's kids being kidnapped by his ex wife or chris bosh's masseuse collapsing and dying at his home. Might be too far? but if anyone has a one liner to go with those subjects or anyone else I would love to have fun getting in their heads wednesday night.



                
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Post Subject: RE: Heckling Miami Post ID: 318487by gman » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:19 PM PST
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Umm none of that stuff. keep it sports related. cant do that that just going too far.

                
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Post Subject: RE: Heckling Miami Post ID: 318498by CP3Heliflopter » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:34 PM PST
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Thats really lame. Don't do it especially if your going to make it personal.

                
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Post Subject: Re: Heckling Miami Post ID: 318499by ClipperB23 » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:37 PM PST
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Making a joke about someones kid or a masseuse who died isn't funny at all, well at least in my opinion.

                
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Post ID: 318501by Amnesty_David_Stern » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:39 PM PST
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LOL WTF

                
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Post ID: 318504by TheThinkingSomething » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:41 PM PST
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Heckle them about something less personal, like pe*** size...

                
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Post ID: 318508by bullterrierclipsfan1349 » Nov 11, 2012 - 06:52 PM PST
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i agree. just go with the overrated chants. something basketball and tasteful

                
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Post ID: 318511by LobAngelesBlakers » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:00 PM PST
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How about a goof ol' American "you suck at basketball"....

                
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Post ID: 318516by Grillinnap » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:15 PM PST
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Have fun in jail.

                
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Post ID: 318517by CP3Heliflopter » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:18 PM PST
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Can't wait until we play Miami. They are getting destroyed by the Grizzlies right now since they lack size. Hopefully we can exploit their size with BG and DJ. DJ with a career game? He played very well against the Heat in preseason if I remember correctly. Bosh can really abuse the opposing C due to his quickness but the opposite is also true. He gets abused by opposing Cs. As good as LBJ is defensively no way can he guard BG for extended minutes. Of course LBJ will get his but guarding BG will tire him out a lot. Battier will probably have to guard BG.

Its kind of funny. We handed the Grizzlies and Spurs their only losses of the season. If we play near our full potential we can beat anyone.

                
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Post ID: 318519by Clipperfn4lf » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:20 PM PST
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god old fashion see you in june chant.

                
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Post ID: 318522by CP3Best » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:26 PM PST
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I don't know why we would chant something like You suc at basketball or whatever, they're the reigning champions! We're not arrogant fkaer fans remember??? How bout a chant encouraging our team like chanting Griffin, or CP3? U gotta pump your team up not put the other down, good teams like the Heat and CLippers, as CP3 said Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 only get PUMPED when the crowd is saying something like BEAT LA(in our case) Yell out MVP for CP3 or MIP for DJ! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

                
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Post ID: 318524by uncool » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:28 PM PST
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PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THAT!!! WE HAVE A GOOD TEAM WHO CAN BEAT MIA STRAIGHT UP, NO NEED TO HECKLE! JUST CHEER, & ON A PERSONAL NOTE U SHOULD FIND A PSYCHOLOGIST ASAP! TALKING ABOUT AN ATHLETES CHILDREN BEING KIDNAPPED?! YOU GOT SOME DEEP ISSUES MAN, BORDERLINE INHUMANE.

                
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Post ID: 318526by FightOnRon » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:45 PM PST
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I only heckle at baseball games but never anything personal. Karma yo know I let my team to the talking on the court/field for basketball and football. Best revenge is walking out of the arena head held high in victory. Well I do get personal with refs,,,no matter what sport I am always convinced the refs are against my team.

                
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Post ID: 318527by LAC_12 » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:50 PM PST
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Lmao... I jawed at Chalmers our OT game last season... He had a terrible game. But nothing personal, just a you suck sorta thing Wink But no reason to bring domestic issues, c'mon now.

                
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Post ID: 318530by gman » Nov 11, 2012 - 07:55 PM PST
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bullterrierclipsfan1349 wrote:
gman wrote:
Umm none of that stuff. keep it sports related. cant do that that just going too far.

i agree. just go with the overrated chants. something basketball and tasteful

thank you. we should just go out and encourage our team. we should be enjoying this time. its the best clipper team ever. lets go and encourage our team to victory.

                
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jealousisjelly
Post Subject: Re: I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clipp Post ID: 318532by jealousisjelly » Nov 11, 2012 - 08:26 PM PST
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lmao damn that was funny i dont know if u were being serious or not but it got dark really quick.. seriously tho dont do that

                
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Post ID: 318533by comeONcraig » Nov 11, 2012 - 08:32 PM PST
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yup, keep it clean, well semi clean atleast. personal attacks on players family members is not the way to go.

I, myself in 09-10 season tried starting a Carlos Boozer chant, shouting out "BOOOO-ZER." worked momentarily, but was fun while it lasted. Haha.

                
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Post ID: 318546by Jerediscool » Nov 11, 2012 - 09:54 PM PST
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stay away from really personal stuff.. and only do it if your close enough for them to hear. no point in yelling negative stuff from the 300 level. Weve been to the last 3 games agaisnt GSW and heckle david lee calling him a bum and saying "no all star" since he was complaining about being over looked last year. Asking jeffereson if he remembered when he was good, stuff like that... Dont do the personal stuff, thats just low

                
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Post ID: 318551by Greenmonk94 » Nov 11, 2012 - 10:17 PM PST
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WTF.. did he just say bring up kidnapped kids and dead person...

dude u got problems...

                
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Post ID: 318552by bullterrierclipsfan1349 » Nov 11, 2012 - 10:20 PM PST
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the furthest i would go would be "queen james" lol. but dont do the personal stuff. especially if u are close to them, cuz if u do several things can happen: A) you will be escorted out the game, B) you will be confronted by a heat fan or C) dwayne wade will go into the stands and punch u in the face. B doesnt sound so bad, but u never know if that person has friends. dont risk getting jumped.

                
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Post Subject: Re: I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clipp Post ID: 318555by 82-0 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:16 PM PST
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What an a*****. Let the players get into the Heat's heads, they don't need the fans screaming out personal stuff like that.

                
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Post ID: 318556by AD84 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:21 PM PST
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A) no i won't B) thats not going to happen. C0 that would be great because he would get kicked out of the game and we would win!

                
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Post ID: 318558by AD84 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:29 PM PST
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uncool wrote:
PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THAT!!! WE HAVE A GOOD TEAM WHO CAN BEAT MIA STRAIGHT UP, NO NEED TO HECKLE! JUST CHEER, & ON A PERSONAL NOTE U SHOULD FIND A PSYCHOLOGIST ASAP! TALKING ABOUT AN ATHLETES CHILDREN BEING KIDNAPPED?! YOU GOT SOME DEEP ISSUES MAN, BORDERLINE INHUMANE.

CP3Heliflopter wrote:
Thats really lame. Don't do it especially if your going to make it personal.

gman wrote:
Umm none of that stuff. keep it sports related. cant do that that just going too far.

Are you guys even a clippers fans? You stick to doing the wave, Im helping win games over here!

                
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Post ID: 318559by 82-0 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:30 PM PST
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This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

                
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Post ID: 318560by AD84 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:33 PM PST
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step your heckle and your seat game up, we get dirty at court side.

                
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Post ID: 318561by clipcast3 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:42 PM PST
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How about "we count our electoral college ballots quicker than you" That will so get in their heads

                
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Post ID: 318562by AD84 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:44 PM PST
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Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

                
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Post ID: 318564by 82-0 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:47 PM PST
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AD84 wrote:
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This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

We've won three straight and gone 5-2 on the year without that crap.

                
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Post ID: 318566by ekker3 » Nov 11, 2012 - 11:58 PM PST
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go with the "propecia" chant when lebron's at the free throw line

                
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Post ID: 318567by gman » Nov 12, 2012 - 12:18 AM PST
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To AD84

You dont need to do this type of stuff and call yourself a fan. Wtf? cant tell me im not a fan. i support my team. i love my team and i let my team do the talking!

                
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Post ID: 318573by bullterrierclipsfan1349 » Nov 12, 2012 - 12:40 AM PST
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AD84 wrote:
82-0 wrote:
This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

we dont need fans who do immature and moronic things like talking s*** about someone's family to rep the clips. unless u are a bandwaggoner that hopped off the flaker bandwagon into the clips bandwagon and thinks that clips fans are like the classless flaker fans, i dont see the point of calling yourself a clipper fan or basketball fan for that matter spewing hateful s***. rooting for your team and talking smack in a tasteful manner is one thing. but getting personal is a whole different matter. suit yourself homie, if you get booted from staples for doing that, dont say we didnt warn u. SMH

                
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Post ID: 318578by Clipswhit » Nov 12, 2012 - 01:23 AM PST
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The quality of our fanbase has really gone downhill since we became a legitimate franchise...

                
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Post ID: 318582by cleepers » Nov 12, 2012 - 01:41 AM PST
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AD84 wrote:
82-0 wrote:
This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

Clearly you're not a true fan, or you would have actually kidnapped opposing players' children yourself.

Now that would really help the Clippers win games... and even if it didn't, at least you serving 15 years-life in San Quentin instead of pulling that classless douchebag nonsense would help to make Staples a better place.

SMH at this whole thread.

                
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Post ID: 318584by bullterrierclipsfan1349 » Nov 12, 2012 - 01:45 AM PST
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yup, unfortunately some of the classless flaker bandwaggoners have hopped on our bandwagon cuz the flakers cannot beat good teams anymore. smh.

                
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Post Subject: Re: I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clipp Post ID: 318585by JoeClipplet » Nov 12, 2012 - 01:53 AM PST
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Haaaah you got jokes... this is a joke right?

How about boasting about our player when we have great plays, that'll get under their skin... "OHHHHH SHITTTTT, CRAWDADDY BROKE YOUR ****!!! LAY DOWN!!" ... that's what i'd do... but I haven't been to too many games :/

                
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Post Subject: Re: I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clipp Post ID: 318610by bullterrierclipsfan1349 » Nov 12, 2012 - 02:57 AM PST
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JoeClipplet wrote:
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Hey,

I am going to be at wednesday nights game and want to have some fun heckling the heat. I don't know who I should go after and haven't come up with anything concrete.

I was thinking of maybe something about wade's kids being kidnapped by his ex wife or chris bosh's masseuse collapsing and dying at his home. Might be too far? but if anyone has a one liner to go with those subjects or anyone else I would love to have fun getting in their heads wednesday night.

Haaaah you got jokes... this is a joke right?

How about boasting about our player when we have great plays, that'll get under their skin... "OHHHHH SHITTTTT, CRAWDADDY BROKE YOUR ****!!! LAY DOWN!!" ... that's what i'd do... but I haven't been to too many games :/

^ perfect example of not crossing boundaries and keeping it tasteful. props bro.

                
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Post ID: 318626by puddnhead83 » Nov 12, 2012 - 06:47 AM PST
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Mommy and Daddy didn't give you enough attention?

                
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Post ID: 318628by Ricky » Nov 12, 2012 - 07:00 AM PST
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Heckle James for having to join Wade to win a championship. Could not do it on his own.

                
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Post ID: 318692by -GeoffClankinsDaddy- » Nov 12, 2012 - 03:11 PM PST
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see you in june

                
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Post ID: 318735by FightOnRon » Nov 12, 2012 - 04:53 PM PST
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I read this book called The Whore of Akron. What it really was was a long tale written by a writer for,,,shoot I forget which magazine but it wasn't a sports rag,,,,,,but it really long drawn out whine from a diehard for his entire life Cleveland fan and the betrayal he and the entire basketball nation of Ohio felt when LeJerk did his disappearing act (It was funny for a while but after about 3/4 of the book it was like,,Dude I get it you're pissed). Buy a copy and see if LeJerk will autograph the book about him !.

                
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Post ID: 318749by AD84 » Nov 12, 2012 - 05:28 PM PST
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Funny but the irony behind this is you would be kicked out because there are signs posted in the tunnel that say something along the lines if you request an autograph you will be ejected from staples.

                
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Post ID: 318751by CP3Heliflopter » Nov 12, 2012 - 05:34 PM PST
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No offense but your just making yourself sound immature. You can be a fan without being a prick to the other team unless its the Lakers of course. Then feel free to say whatever.

                
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Post ID: 318803by LetsGoClipShow1 » Nov 12, 2012 - 10:52 PM PST
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I chanted "just like last year" at the end of the grizz game and I always scream "where's your hair" every once in a while at ginobli. I assume you could do the same with James. DWades haircut legitimately looked like a pe*** opening night. Not sure if he got that fixed yet. Don't get too personal. It's not fun or funny.

                
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Post ID: 318818by Grillinnap » Nov 12, 2012 - 11:52 PM PST
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The only player that will pay attention to hecklers is Steve Blake.

                
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Post Subject: Re: I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clipp Post ID: 318851by SDclipper » Nov 13, 2012 - 11:27 AM PST
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Post ID: 318852by Paolo310 » Nov 13, 2012 - 11:43 AM PST
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Pure immaturity and no class at all. Please don't even think about saying neither one of those things.

                
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Post ID: 318858by erupt107th » Nov 13, 2012 - 12:19 PM PST
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LOL Peeeeeaaaasssseeee do it!! I wanna be there when you're escorted out of the building.

                
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Post ID: 318875by AD84 » Nov 13, 2012 - 02:49 PM PST
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I wouldn't be so quick to judge if I were you. Walking around with that huge tattoo around your arm, your not fooling anyone into believing that you are "classy". I think when you got that tattoo you should have asked for the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'

                
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Post ID: 318881by Paolo310 » Nov 13, 2012 - 03:04 PM PST
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AD84 wrote:
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Pure immaturity and no class at all. Please don't even think about saying neither one of those things.

I wouldn't be so quick to judge if I were you. Walking around with that huge tattoo around your arm, your not fooling anyone into believing that you are "classy". I think when you got that tattoo you should have asked for the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'

Tattoo?? hahahahah!! You're comparing a tattoo to talking about someone's kid getting kidnapped. You're worse than your actual posts LOL! How old are you just so I know not to waste my time?

You know what... you should just scream all that out tomorrow night hahahaha!! Either you were born yesterday or you're just asking your question to get some attention.

                
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