I Want to Heckle the Miami Heat When They Play the Clippers

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AD84
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Hey,

I am going to be at wednesday nights game and want to have some fun heckling the heat. I don't know who I should go after and haven't come up with anything concrete.

I was thinking of maybe something about wade's kids being kidnapped by his ex wife or chris bosh's masseuse collapsing and dying at his home. Might be too far? but if anyone has a one liner to go with those subjects or anyone else I would love to have fun getting in their heads wednesday night.

gman
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Umm none of that stuff. keep it sports related. cant do that that just going too far.

CP3Heliflopter
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Thats really lame. Don't do it especially if your going to make it personal.

ClipperB23
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Making a joke about someones kid or a masseuse who died isn't funny at all, well at least in my opinion.

Amnesty_David_Stern
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LOL WTF

TheThinkingSomething
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Heckle them about something less personal, like pe*** size...

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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i agree. just go with the overrated chants. something basketball and tasteful

LobAngelesBlakers
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How about a goof ol' American "you suck at basketball"....

Grillinnap
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Have fun in jail.

CP3Heliflopter
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Can't wait until we play Miami. They are getting destroyed by the Grizzlies right now since they lack size. Hopefully we can exploit their size with BG and DJ. DJ with a career game? He played very well against the Heat in preseason if I remember correctly. Bosh can really abuse the opposing C due to his quickness but the opposite is also true. He gets abused by opposing Cs. As good as LBJ is defensively no way can he guard BG for extended minutes. Of course LBJ will get his but guarding BG will tire him out a lot. Battier will probably have to guard BG.

Its kind of funny. We handed the Grizzlies and Spurs their only losses of the season. If we play near our full potential we can beat anyone.

Clipperfn4lf
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god old fashion see you in june chant.

CP3Best
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I don't know why we would chant something like You suc at basketball or whatever, they're the reigning champions! We're not arrogant fkaer fans remember??? How bout a chant encouraging our team like chanting Griffin, or CP3? U gotta pump your team up not put the other down, good teams like the Heat and CLippers, as CP3 said Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 only get PUMPED when the crowd is saying something like BEAT LA(in our case) Yell out MVP for CP3 or MIP for DJ! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

uncool
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PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THAT!!! WE HAVE A GOOD TEAM WHO CAN BEAT MIA STRAIGHT UP, NO NEED TO HECKLE! JUST CHEER, & ON A PERSONAL NOTE U SHOULD FIND A PSYCHOLOGIST ASAP! TALKING ABOUT AN ATHLETES CHILDREN BEING KIDNAPPED?! YOU GOT SOME DEEP ISSUES MAN, BORDERLINE INHUMANE.

FightOnRon
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I only heckle at baseball games but never anything personal. Karma yo know I let my team to the talking on the court/field for basketball and football. Best revenge is walking out of the arena head held high in victory. Well I do get personal with refs,,,no matter what sport I am always convinced the refs are against my team.

LAC_12
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Lmao... I jawed at Chalmers our OT game last season... He had a terrible game. But nothing personal, just a you suck sorta thing Wink But no reason to bring domestic issues, c'mon now.

gman
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bullterrierclipsfan1349 wrote:
gman wrote:
Umm none of that stuff. keep it sports related. cant do that that just going too far.

i agree. just go with the overrated chants. something basketball and tasteful

thank you. we should just go out and encourage our team. we should be enjoying this time. its the best clipper team ever. lets go and encourage our team to victory.

jealousisjelly
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lmao damn that was funny i dont know if u were being serious or not but it got dark really quick.. seriously tho dont do that

comeONcraig
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yup, keep it clean, well semi clean atleast. personal attacks on players family members is not the way to go.

I, myself in 09-10 season tried starting a Carlos Boozer chant, shouting out "BOOOO-ZER." worked momentarily, but was fun while it lasted. Haha.

Jerediscool
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stay away from really personal stuff.. and only do it if your close enough for them to hear. no point in yelling negative stuff from the 300 level.

Weve been to the last 3 games agaisnt GSW and heckle david lee calling him a bum and saying "no all star" since he was complaining about being over looked last year. Asking jeffereson if he remembered when he was good, stuff like that... Dont do the personal stuff, thats just low

Greenmonk94
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WTF.. did he just say bring up kidnapped kids and dead person...

dude u got problems...

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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the furthest i would go would be "queen james" lol. but dont do the personal stuff. especially if u are close to them, cuz if u do several things can happen: A) you will be escorted out the game, B) you will be confronted by a heat fan or C) dwayne wade will go into the stands and punch u in the face. B doesnt sound so bad, but u never know if that person has friends. dont risk getting jumped.

82-0
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What an a*****. Let the players get into the Heat's heads, they don't need the fans screaming out personal stuff like that.

AD84
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A) no i won't B) thats not going to happen. C0 that would be great because he would get kicked out of the game and we would win!

AD84
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uncool wrote:
PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THAT!!! WE HAVE A GOOD TEAM WHO CAN BEAT MIA STRAIGHT UP, NO NEED TO HECKLE! JUST CHEER, & ON A PERSONAL NOTE U SHOULD FIND A PSYCHOLOGIST ASAP! TALKING ABOUT AN ATHLETES CHILDREN BEING KIDNAPPED?! YOU GOT SOME DEEP ISSUES MAN, BORDERLINE INHUMANE.

CP3Heliflopter wrote:
Thats really lame. Don't do it especially if your going to make it personal.

gman wrote:
Umm none of that stuff. keep it sports related. cant do that that just going too far.

Are you guys even a clippers fans? You stick to doing the wave, Im helping win games over here!

82-0
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This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

AD84
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step your heckle and your seat game up, we get dirty at court side.

clipcast3
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How about "we count our electoral college ballots quicker than you" That will so get in their heads

AD84
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Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

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AD84 wrote:
82-0 wrote:
This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

We've won three straight and gone 5-2 on the year without that crap.

ekker3
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go with the "propecia" chant when lebron's at the free throw line

gman
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To AD84

You dont need to do this type of stuff and call yourself a fan. Wtf?

cant tell me im not a fan. i support my team. i love my team and i let my team do the talking!

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AD84 wrote:
82-0 wrote:
This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

we dont need fans who do immature and moronic things like talking s*** about someone's family to rep the clips. unless u are a bandwaggoner that hopped off the flaker bandwagon into the clips bandwagon and thinks that clips fans are like the classless flaker fans, i dont see the point of calling yourself a clipper fan or basketball fan for that matter spewing hateful s***. rooting for your team and talking smack in a tasteful manner is one thing. but getting personal is a whole different matter. suit yourself homie, if you get booted from staples for doing that, dont say we didnt warn u. SMH

Clipswhit
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The quality of our fanbase has really gone downhill since we became a legitimate franchise...

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AD84 wrote:
82-0 wrote:
This guy is clearly an impostor Laker troll. Give it up, your act is extremely transparent.

Clearly your not a true fan with your negativity and fear of helping win games!

Clearly you're not a true fan, or you would have actually kidnapped opposing players' children yourself.

Now that would really help the Clippers win games... and even if it didn't, at least you serving 15 years-life in San Quentin instead of pulling that classless douchebag nonsense would help to make Staples a better place.

SMH at this whole thread.

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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yup, unfortunately some of the classless flaker bandwaggoners have hopped on our bandwagon cuz the flakers cannot beat good teams anymore. smh.

JoeClipplet
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Haaaah you got jokes... this is a joke right?

How about boasting about our player when we have great plays, that'll get under their skin... "OHHHHH SHITTTTT, CRAWDADDY BROKE YOUR ****!!! LAY DOWN!!" ... that's what i'd do... but I haven't been to too many games :/

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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JoeClipplet wrote:
AD84 wrote:
Hey,

I am going to be at wednesday nights game and want to have some fun heckling the heat. I don't know who I should go after and haven't come up with anything concrete.

I was thinking of maybe something about wade's kids being kidnapped by his ex wife or chris bosh's masseuse collapsing and dying at his home. Might be too far? but if anyone has a one liner to go with those subjects or anyone else I would love to have fun getting in their heads wednesday night.

Haaaah you got jokes... this is a joke right?

How about boasting about our player when we have great plays, that'll get under their skin... "OHHHHH SHITTTTT, CRAWDADDY BROKE YOUR ****!!! LAY DOWN!!" ... that's what i'd do... but I haven't been to too many games :/

^ perfect example of not crossing boundaries and keeping it tasteful. props bro.

puddnhead83
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Mommy and Daddy didn't give you enough attention?

Ricky
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Heckle James for having to join Wade to win a championship. Could not do it on his own.

-GeoffClankinsDaddy-
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see you in june

FightOnRon
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I read this book called The Whore of Akron. What it really was was a long tale written by a writer for,,,shoot I forget which magazine but it wasn't a sports rag,,,,,,but it really long drawn out whine from a diehard for his entire life Cleveland fan and the betrayal he and the entire basketball nation of Ohio felt when LeJerk did his disappearing act (It was funny for a while but after about 3/4 of the book it was like,,Dude I get it you're pissed). Buy a copy and see if LeJerk will autograph the book about him !.

AD84
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Funny but the irony behind this is you would be kicked out because there are signs posted in the tunnel that say something along the lines if you request an autograph you will be ejected from staples.

CP3Heliflopter
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No offense but your just making yourself sound immature. You can be a fan without being a prick to the other team unless its the Lakers of course. Then feel free to say whatever.

LetsGoClipShow1
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I chanted "just like last year" at the end of the grizz game and I always scream "where's your hair" every once in a while at ginobli. I assume you could do the same with James. DWades haircut legitimately looked like a pe*** opening night. Not sure if he got that fixed yet. Don't get too personal. It's not fun or funny.

Grillinnap
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The only player that will pay attention to hecklers is Steve Blake.

SDclipper
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FAIL

Paolo310
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Pure immaturity and no class at all. Please don't even think about saying neither one of those things.

erupt107th
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LOL Peeeeeaaaasssseeee do it!! I wanna be there when you're escorted out of the building.

AD84
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I wouldn't be so quick to judge if I were you. Walking around with that huge tattoo around your arm, your not fooling anyone into believing that you are "classy". I think when you got that tattoo you should have asked for the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'

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AD84 wrote:
Paolo310 wrote:
Pure immaturity and no class at all. Please don't even think about saying neither one of those things.

I wouldn't be so quick to judge if I were you. Walking around with that huge tattoo around your arm, your not fooling anyone into believing that you are "classy". I think when you got that tattoo you should have asked for the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'

Tattoo?? hahahahah!! You're comparing a tattoo to talking about someone's kid getting kidnapped. You're worse than your actual posts LOL! How old are you just so I know not to waste my time?

You know what... you should just scream all that out tomorrow night hahahaha!! Either you were born yesterday or you're just asking your question to get some attention.

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