Has Baron Davis Gone Crazy? Says He Was Abducted by Aliens

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Grillinnap
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http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-o ... -weeks-ago

"I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago," Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

"I see this light and it's a big a-truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic," Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

"They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning."


Maybe he needs to play in China to get his **** together like Marbury did. Shocked


clipperAndrew
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I think what he meant was Sam Cassell was driving with him.


JamesSingleton
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lol that article is pretty crazy but he just tweeted that the alien thing was a joke.


jarca
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Probably day dreaming after eating at the Vegas buffet


realbull17
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i believe in ghosts. i even had an experience at the queen mary. i don't believe in ufo/aliens. davis needs to stop with the weed. lol.


ClipperB23
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I'm guessing Baron was very hungry and started to hallucinate?

He should seriously be in that Snickers commercial 'You're not you when you're hungry' Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02


clipperboy24
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Haha probably! Can't trust that shellfish that's been out all day boom fizzle!


wessleejr
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That's what will happen if nobody will offer you a job roll


TheBlakeShow
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This just made my night hahaha.. Baron should retire


LuvMeSumMEE
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If that's the case, then I got a few friends that need to get abducted too...


wessleejr
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Warn them that martian is coming for them Smile


Amnesty_David_Stern
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Lol this is about as nuts as all the CALL A THAI GIRL ads I keep seeing under peoples posts on this forum. WTF is up with that? Also it wants me to go to google all the time. I don't even know or like Thai women wtf?


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clipperAndrew
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^ love it Heli!!


TheBlakeShow
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Why does he have in n out in the pic?? Lol


Shinob
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in the podcast he mentions in-n-out...i forgot what he said, but i remember him mentioning it.


AbbaGav
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Great reporting: "When probed..." The rest of that second sentence wasn't what I expected.


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