It was an exciting (and at times, tumultuous) season for the Clippers. Thought I'd engage in a little off-season fun/diversion and start casting the movie roles for the 2013-2014 Clippers.
Suggestions are encouraged!
Coach Doc Rivers (aka Dennis Haysbert) -
Jamal Crawford (aka Mos Def) -
JJ Redick (aka Zac Efron) -
D. Sterling (aka Jerry Stiller) -
Adam Silver (aka Jim Rash) -
Hahahaha good one.
Edward James Olmos would play a good Sterling.
^ Just use east coast Donald (Trump) to play west coast Donald.
Also, this guy would play a pretty good Adam Silver, if you could somehow get him to talk:
Kevin Hart as Chris Paul
Arnold Schwarzenegger(digitally enhanced to make him look younger) as Blake Griffin
Omar Epps as DJ
Ralph Lawler as himself
Kris Humphries as Blake Griffin
The sad thing is, I did a google image search for "ugly asian transvestite" to play V. Stiviano... and every picture was better looking than her.
(she actually came up as about the 8th match)
Tyler the creator aka Deandre Jordan
Griffin and Jordan are 2 I was having the hardest time coming up with matches for. Humphries isn't half bad
Bane as Griffin
Dean Norris A.K.A. Steve Ballmer
Fat albert aka Jared Dudley (sorry I couldn't resist).
Martin Lawrence as DJ.
CP3 as Carlton Banks:
Finest choice of the entire thread lol. Boy if only I could learn that move and use it in the clubs