Sofo is staying in Europe. This is no joke. The Clippers have found a loophole in the rules. No where does it say that a player has to be a human. So they are asking a seamstress to make a jersey that will fit the big guy. The attendants that sweep and mop the floors under the basket during games will now have a new job description. They will now have poop and scoopers. And they will also have to sweep the peanut shells.