the real reason Baron can't win, it's the karma! oh me oh my

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EG#23
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This is a story on realgm com

Monta Ellis is still at least a full month away from his return to the court for the Warriors, but he recently called RealGM with an interesting proposition.

He's ready to finally tell the story of exactly what happened on that fateful summer afternoon when he crashed a moped, effectively ruining the 2008-09 season for Golden State.

Holding back tears, Ellis slowly, but confidently recounted the events that took place when he set his season back several months.

"I feel like Jose Canseco," he began, "but it's time everyone knows the truth. I wasn't the only player, let alone member of the Warriors, that used poor judgment that afternoon. It just so happened that I was the only one that injured myself."

He then painted a rather vivid picture of exactly what took place.

"I woke up around noon and called Baron and Elton," Ellis said. "Yes, that Baron [Davis] and Elton [Brand]. You see, the plan was for Baron to re-sign and Elton to join the two of us in Golden State. We were going to be the West Coast version of Boston's 'Big Three'...only better."

However, when the injury occurred, Baron and Elton apparently reconsidered their surprise plans.

"I knew the injury was going to effect my season, but I never imagined that Davis and Brand would completely abandon the plans," Ellis admitted. "But after the incident ... I guess they got scared. They probably knew I'd get suspended or fined when the news broke that I had hurt myself riding a moped, and didn't want to get penalized themselves."

"Karma is already working it's magic," Ellis smiled. "Baron has dinged up his finger and hip, and there's no way Elton is getting out of the Eastern Conference with the Celtics and Pistons around."

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whoa F- elton was going to bale on us to go the warriors what an even bigger bastard. I wonder what the ramifications of this story is going to hold when the traitor comes back to LA, and what will Baron say about his little friends remarks. Everything seems to be such a conspiracy in the nba. I wonder if Felton already had these plans when he played in those last few games last year. what a putz. Also I don't understand monte's remarks regarding Karma, Barion wanted to stay in Golden state their president of operations was the one who didn't want barion back. Mullin had an extension already worked out with Barion. Ha Maggete is already pulling up lame witha hamstring injury

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The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction.

SteelLAC2010
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The LA Clippers need Monta Ellis he can help em win.

SteelLAC2010
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here's the answer to our problem. We run out of gas in the second half most of it has to do with conditioning. We need to play hard 48 min but not get fatigued.

http://www.insidesocal.com/clippers/200 ... e-fou.html

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curious as to what you guys think after hearing this and seeing what is happening in g.s. with the big suspension on monte....any of you guys think he would want to come play for L.A. if he voided his contract and could sign with another team? i am guessing he wouldnt mind playing with baron again

sz123456
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I'm not finding this article on realgm, is it true or not?

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i didnt see it either when i looked...it might be in a forum or something that someone read

sz123456
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Wait, I found the article but at the bottom it says it is a piece of satirical fiction, why would they put it on the site?

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RealGM does satire articles from time to time. The last one I read was :

Bowen Sues Hanna-Barbara Over Huckleberry Hound Character

http://www.realgm.com/src_feature/1257/ ... character/

Tell me they don't look alike????

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