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EI_Nino_Jesus
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Some of you are wondering just who is Blake Griffin?, is he a superstar in the making?, to those of you wondering that the answer is yes, yes he is, and heres some facts from his childhood to the current years of Mr.G

Blake Griffin can dribble a football.

When Blake Griffin looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Blake Griffin.

When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Blake Griffin, you stop, drop, and pee.

Blake Griffin can unscramble an egg.

Blake Griffin invented the apple.

Blake Griffin Built Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Blake Griffin does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for other teams.

Blake Griffin beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Blake Griffin does not love Raymond. (my fav)

Blake Griffin doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Blake Griffin wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has dunked on.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Blake Griffin

Blake Griffin is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Blake Griffin sneezes electricity.

Blake Griffin IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Blake Griffin understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Blake Griffin won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.

When Blake Griffin throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

Blake Griffin can clap with one hand.

Blake Griffin is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.

EI_Nino_Jesus
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Blake Griffin always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Blake Griffin ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Blake Griffin and Eric Gordon walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Blake Griffins tears cure cancer, shame he doesnt cry

Blake Griffin can slam a revolving door

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