What's red & blue & benched ? Oh yeah, that would be Mr. Blake Griffin. Don't worry though... I'm sure your incredible organization will trade him away right before his break out year in the league.
The Curse is REAL... and very much alive & kickin'.
Google "espn clipper curse" and hit the first link.
Bill Simmons can not only gather a lot of FACTS from the Clipper past, but can also predict the future. Good lengthy read for ya before your tip off party tonight.