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toohipcliptoslip
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I was watching South Park after about four shots of Bas Armagnac lots smoother thatn Cognac btw. Anyway they were naming a new mascot. The choices were "Giant Douc*e" and "Tur* Sandwich" It was then I realized we don't have a mascot.

I poured another shot and began to cogitate. I know "Clipper" refers to the ship but I've heard tonsorial jokes over the years.

"Yo' Mamma so dumb she think LA Clippers is a hair salon"

Anyway, MY IDEA. "Screw with the Clippers and we'll cut off your d*ck"

Who would best represent this attitude? Mohels!!!!

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http://www1.yadvashem.org/yv/en/educati ... cision.asp

For you goyhem they are Orthodox rabbis who perform circumcisions.

We change the name of the Clipper Spirit to the "Clipper Snippers" They all have the side curls and dress like rabbis in bikinis

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clipperAndrew
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Although I am Jewish and think that would be hilarious I still have to ask...are you still drunk? lol

toohipcliptoslip
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Hell yes!

CP3Best
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Oh no wonder you're spouting nonsense!

toohipcliptoslip
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C'mon a mascot dressed like a rebbie BRILLIANT

Better mascot (Other than you?)

hoopfanjd31
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Toohip - You've had a lot of memorable posts since I've been on the board, but this one goes right to the top of the list. As much as I'd be in favor of it, I don't know that our esteemed NBA commisioner, David J. Stern, would approve your proposed mascot change.

ClipperHeart
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There was this cool thread about mascot ideas last season -- there was this coyote... 'twas nice!

toohipcliptoslip
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As a Landsman (Yiddish for paisan or homeboy) Stern would love it!

Grillinnap
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I'm sorry but I thought you were calling out CP3Best before I clicked on this thread.

cleepers
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If we're going with a homicidal hebrew as our mascot, might I suggest a razor-edged yarmulke as one of his weapons. Something along the same lines as Oddjob's hat from "Goldfinger"...

That would be kickass!

jtwinnaz
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This is the most creative mascot idea ive ever heard. Stay trippy mane

Jerediscool
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Hahaha I totally thought this was a thread about CP3Best too, I still like him as the mascot vs any thing with rabbis... The Jewish community isn't exactly known for their athletic domination.

On another note tho, you should check out "the Hebrew Hammer"

toohipcliptoslip
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Mascot --I like

ClippersRise
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What about The Bear Jew? Such a prominent figure in the world of baseball

MrB
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How about CP3Best in a spandex outfit running around jumping off trampolines and stuff. He can throw out shirts with his picture on it. CP3Best is gonna take over staples and replace Clipper Darrell and DJ Dense. He will have to drink a case of 5 hour energy to do it all but I think it will work.

wavyballer
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hebrew hammer was a pimp . A Jewish ghetto enforcer

Jewish Jordan was sick.

I am 100 percent Jew . and was 100 percent gym rat during the 1990s.

my nicknames alternating between the hooping Hebrew & the sweaty Semite .

I get so shvitzed.

Good times.

When I wasn't balling I played hours of ultimate frisbee. Perfect crosstraining

for basketball & visa versa.

So you are right a lot of Jews are like Sol Rosenberg and are terriblly clumsy and when they exersize they break out in a awful rash. Some of us have some nice skills.

Let's just play along with his idea...

How bout they beat u down with the ultimate Jewish mother weapon....guilt.

Noooooooooooooo...what , it would kill you to kawl me.

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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lmao. hahaha. although personally i prefer oddjob over cp3best. cant beat the razor edged hat. lol

clips15deep
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Its an idea.

Musician391
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I put my vote in for ClipperSam

CP3Best
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CP3 is already in Staples Center! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04 Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04 Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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Musician391 wrote:
MrB wrote:
How about CP3Best in a spandex outfit running around jumping off trampolines and stuff. He can throw out shirts with his picture on it. CP3Best is gonna take over staples and replace Clipper Darrell and DJ Dense. He will have to drink a case of 5 hour energy to do it all but I think it will work.

I put my vote in for ClipperSam

idk, clippersam might try to get close to vdn and attack him. hahaha

cleepers
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^ Might?

If I were Vinny and I saw this site, I'd be thinking "restraining order". Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_24

PleaseSellDTS
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CP3Best, how often do you hit your max daily post limit? And how are your grades?

Jerediscool
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CP#Best worked out a deal so that he doesnt have a daily max limit, other wise he would reach it by 3rd period.

bullterrierclipsfan1349
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hahaha true. lmao at the restraining order.

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